Saturday, December 13, 2008

Husband..no need to get up early..

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Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear. "And they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife,."Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could.....?"

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning...You don't.

2 comments:

bluep said...

hahahahaha

san mo ba pinagkukukuha ang mga jokes na ito hahaha

mamamatay ako katatawa dito.

Mamamatay na lang yung asawa sarili pa iniisip ni misis haha

Twilight Zone said...

oo nga e kainis lolz, naku nahukay ko pa sa baul mga jokes na yan mga panahon pa ni kopong kopong lol