Sunday, December 21, 2008

Husband and Wife (A Mobile...A Train...)

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Pls try again later.

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.


She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from he neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.
The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present.

Please Try Again Later


Waiting for a Train...

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago.

On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife.
When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said:

"You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.

Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more.

Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager.

The manager says he'll be right up.

The manager (naturally) is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look,... lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife... Just then the husband walks in.

"What," he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager replies:

"Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"


Reezen TOT said...

hahaha this one is freaking funny!

anyhow.. advance happy holidays and have a blessed new year!

Twilight Zone said...

Thanx...same to you Reez, your lucky to have ur family this coming holiday, enjooooy and cheeeers.

cathy said...


I remember a friend of mine who is not familiar about answering machine. I have that greeting which says, hello how are you?

she thought that she was already talking to me. hehehe so kept on talking.

her voice was recorded in my answering machine. consuming the whole tape of 15 minutes.

her last words were...bakit di ka sumasagot? hehehe

Twilight Zone said...

hahaha nangyari na rin sakin yan Cath hahaha