Monday, December 1, 2008

You became whaaat???

(pls no offense to the religious people/group, just for fun but not making fun of anybody, pls dont take it seriously)

The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out:

"Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us?
Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!"

The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff.. dad.. I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner! You're a disgrace to this family! I don't ever want to see you again!"

OK, Dad. As you wish.

I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you,

Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club.. and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve, on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and....

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!"

"Oh, Gee! you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "A Protestant! Come here and give your old man a hug!"


Genkuro said...


Can you please tell that girl if she has an opening for me?

I would like to apply FULL TIME.


Twilight Zone said...

lolz yaan mo pag nakakita ako ng kagaya nya

cathy said...


meron ganiyan, totoo.

mga mader ng mga young movie stars na pinipimp ang anak nila sa mayayaman.

mon said...

Totot yun. Kapag may grasya kunyari nagkamali. hehehe

Twilight Zone said...

tumpak ka dyan cath my mga ganyang magulang di lang sa syowbiz mo makikita, kahit saan meron nyan.

manong mon sa lahat ng bingi yan ang sinwerte lolz