When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON: You spend the majority if your time in an 8x10 cell.
IN WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get 3 meals a day.
IN WORK: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.
IN WORK: You get reward for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV ang play games.
IN WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
IN WORK: You have to share.
IN PRISON: They allowed your family and friends to visit.
IN WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON: All expenses are payed by taxpayers with no work required.
IN WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
IN WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: There are wardens who are ofted sadistic.
IN WORK: They are called Supervisors.
IN PRISON: You have unlimited time to read jokes.
IN WORK: You get fired if you get caught.