Sunday, December 14, 2008

Husband and Wife jokes..

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think, a person could go on celebrating
that long?"

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Wife: Honey? What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.


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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


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A man's wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her looks years younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you're so sweet!" gushed the wife.

"Well, hang on," he replied, "I'm not done adding it up yet."

2 comments:

bluep said...

"Who would think, a person could go on celebrating that long?"

hahaha masasampal ko asawa ko pag ganyan sinagot sa akin hahaha

"Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

asawa ko ang sasampal sa kin pag ito ang sinabi ko hahahaha

Twilight Zone said...

hahaha sampalan pala mangyayari hahaha