Thursday, March 26, 2009

What we exactly dream of ?

A Company Car...

A Good Parking Space...

An office up to your Standard...

A Space to Relax...

A Nice Meeting Room...

A Nice Secretary cum Assistant...

Heres what they get in reality...

Hey Stop Dreaming and get back to work!!!

A Crack Windshield.

Imagine your on your way for a nice relaxing weekend!

Your driving along the Interstate ...

65 miles an hour...

minding your very own business...

when out of nowhere...

You getta crack in your windshield...right in the line of vision!!

You swerve right

Then left,

And it's still there... right in your line of vision!



Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tabi tabi po mga Ilokano...

Joke, Joke, Joke lang po, mga Ilokano friends.

An Arab Sheik was admitted to the Philippine Heart Center in Manila for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to a number of provinces.

Finally an Ilocano was located who had a similar blood type. The Ilocano willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Ilocano as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota, diamonds & a million US dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Ilocano who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Ilocano a thank-you card & a jar of candies. The Ilocano was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a Toyota, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".

To this the Arab replied: "Manong, I now have Ilocano blood in my veins".

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Habitual Mistake.


The Habitual Mistake

An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon."
The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month."

The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can bear with occasional mistakes but when you make it a habit I think I need to report."

Work is like this...!

There are 2 people always next to you:

1. The Manager, smiling pleasantly to hide evil intentions.

2. The Team Leader, busy figuring out what work to dump on you.

In the middle theres YOU, who struggles with it all...












Friday, March 20, 2009

I'm Baaaaaaaack...!


Eto nako nakabalik nako 1st week of march from Phil pero sa kasamaang palad tumambak ang ga bundok na trabaho waaaaaah.

Nalimutan ko password ko dito sa blog.....

Tinaranta ako ng bruhong boss ko (bat ganun ang mga boss pare pareho peste bwahahaha kidding)....

Na virus ang pc ko na diko naman ginamit ng almost 2 mos (sinu kaya nakelam?)... sigh.

Pero ang good news nandyan pa rin kayo yeheeeeeeey... thank you thank you all muaaaah...

slowwwwwly coming back...

see ye later alligeyters...!