Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Want to be 6 again...

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Want to be 6 again...

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again,"she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice Big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog,popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"


Andro said...

What an ungrateful wife.
She should have said:

"Thank you for the day Honey but you misunderstood. When I said I want to be six again, I meant my dress size."

But what can you do?

Twilight Zone said...

hahaha oo nga naman e kung ako yun diko na babanggitin pa na nagkamali sya ng intindi iaapreciate ko nalang yung pagblow out nya sakin hahaha

cathy said...

tinapos muna niya ang treat bago niya sinabi. Genius. hehehe

Andro said...

oo nga.
In the first place hindi na sana gumastos si mister.


Twilight Zone said...

@Cathy, tama ka dun hahaha

@Andro, ok lang yun paminsan minsan nagastusan na sya nasabihan pa ng ids-ids hahaha