Saturday, January 10, 2009
Dont copy if you can't paste...
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for the Ministers and Reverends in training.
Among the facilitators were many well known motivational speakers.
One such speaker boldly approach the pulpit and gathering the entire crowds attention and say's...
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife."
The crowd was shocked, he followed up by saying, "That woman was my Mother."
The crowd burst in to laughter and he gave his speech which was well received.
About a week later, one of the Ministers who had attended the seminar, decided to use that joke in his sermon.
As he shyly approach the pulpit one sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head.
It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly...
"The greatest year of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife."
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 2o seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the Minister finally blurted out ...
..."and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the Story: Don't copy if you can't paste!