Weekend Test...

kindah humbling if you dont get this one...






Pre School Children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured above traveling?"



Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer?

(The only possible answer are "left"or"right".)

Think about it.


Still dont know?




















Ok i"ll tell you.















The Pre-Schoolers all answered "left".



When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?"



They answered:





"Because you cant see the door".


















"yeah i know what you feel lol"



Happy May Day and Happy Weekend mga Klasmeyts--- see you wen you see me after the weekend... Enjoy yours!

The Husband Store

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is the guy behind "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" (http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , Where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch ........

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Women, as explained by Engineers.

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is the Guy behind "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" ( http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

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Part 5:

Pinoy Text Message Jokes...

PRIEST: Ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng LANGIT!!!

ADOR-a: Kerii lang Father!!!
Dun nalang kami sa RAINBOW... Magpapa slide slide ever!

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Lumubog ang barko.

Patay lahat ng pasahero.

Except sa isang Ita.

ITA: habang umiiyak "kainin mo na ko pating"

PATING: nakaismid "wag mo kong linlangin, hindi ka tao! pusit ka!...pusit ka!

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The Secret of being YOUNG!?

Sleep the right number of Hours.

Go with the right Crowd.

Eat the right Food,

and

Tell the WRONG age!

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Family Planning Advisory:

If you want to practice safe sex...




Do it with the same Sex!

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2 Mag-Amiga naglasing.
Pag uwi naihi at natae.
Sa sementeryo inabutan.

Ang 1 ginamit ang ti-pan na pamunas tsaka tinapon.
Yung 1 nakakita ng boquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas.

Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila---

JUAN: Pare, bantayan natin mga msis natin. Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang ti-pan!

PEDRO: wala yan sa Misis ko Pare,.. Merong card nakadikit sa pwet na may nakasulat, "WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU...FROM ALL THE GUYS AT THE MARKETING DEPT!"

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Duling, Bingi at Bulag.

Nanood ng movie.

DULING: "bat 2 ang screen?"

BINGI: "bad tripwalang sounds!"

BULAG: "mga tarantado... puro kayo reklamo! kita nyo ng dipa nag uumpisa e!"

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TEACHER: sinu si Jose Rizal?

Natahimik ang buong klase.
Wala ni isa ang nagtaas ng kamay, hanggang mainis si Pedro---

PEDRO: baka ibang section na ma'am!

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Sarap ng pakiramdam pag may ka "i love you" ka.

O kaya may nagtatanong, "kumain ka na ba?"

Lalo na pag my sinabihan ka at may nagsabing "i miss you".

Pero kung wala dont lose hope.

pede namang---

"i love me"!
"kumain na ba me?"
"ingat me ha?"
and "i miss me"

"wer na me?"
"d2 pa me eh!"

Self supporting tawag dyan! try mo din sanay na ko dyan e!

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SCIENCE TRIVIA:

Alam mo ba na ang buhok sa pwit ay karugtong ng pilikmata?

IT'S TRUE!

Subukan mong hilahin ang buhok mo sa pwit---

at mapapapikit ka!

brought to you by Darigold Milk at Tiki-tiki, kung di nyo inabot yung darigold milk ask nyo nalang Silver at Reesie at yung Tiki-tiki ask nyo mam Cat at Snow!

(Im now again having a problem accessing wordpress and some sites,..
now totally banned here multiply, youtube,livejournal, etc etc kakaasar na)

Now, I Love Mc Do...lol!

Funny Pictures...again!

Jozme nakakangawit pwesto koh!



My mas hihirap pa ba sa gawa ko?



Ayoko ng ganitong hair style!



Parang di ako naalis ng pwesto?



Egg haus, bagay ba?



Pagka ganito baby mo ingat baka mabasag ang pula!



Ok mga lambs, listen carefully...



Grrrrr wag nyo kong galitin madali ako magalit!



Aaaargh! pweh, sama ng lasa ng kamay moh!

Records you dont want to Hold...

FIVE WORLD RECORDS YOU

DO NOT WANT TO HOLD

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How to Start a Fight...?

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station..
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion,
and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Naaah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started...
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:

the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
And then the fight started... !

My Blog-Space-Ship...

My Blog station where i make all my copy and paste blog hehehe...
Got the idea from http://www.kutserongkulot.com/?p=253


Picture not so clear taken from celphone.

As you can see, in the corner of my room, this is my humble and very simple place where I seat and make blog (pisti feeling blogger daw at blog pala tawag dun sa mga pinaggagagawa nya) from my left i can see all the vehicles running as Im sitting from 16th floor (bldg up to 30th flr at kung feeling suicidal ako tatalon nalang ako), and in my right side is my bed sooo easy to just jump-when-im-already-in-sleepy-mode-lolz.
My Son's picture on-the-top-of-the-speaker so I could see Him everytime I sit in front of my PC.(obviously spending too much time here butas na nga yung upuan e)

Nothing just feeling gaya-gaya puto maya.

Picture for Fun

New Invention's and Idea's