The Husband Store

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is the guy behind "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" (http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , Where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch ........

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Women, as explained by Engineers.

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is the Guy behind "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" ( http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

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Short Jokes...by Andro.

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is behind the blog "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" ( http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

A student was caught with a cheat sheet...
Teacher: What's this?
Student: That's my prayer list.
Teacher: How come answers are written here then?
Student: Wow! My prayers have been answered.

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo visited a mental hospital
Doc: Let's welcome Her Excellency President Arroyo.
(Everyone clapped except for one in the corner)
GMA: Doctor, how come that one in the corner is not clapping?
Doc: O pay him no mind Madam President. He is already cured.

Choose
Mister: What's for lunch?
Misis: It's on the table. You choose.
Mister: One dried fish? What else am I going to choose aside from this?
Misis: You choose... are you going to eat or not?

Iron Man
Doc: What happened to your ear?
Patient: I was ironing when somebody called and I accidentally picked-up
the hot iron and placed it on my ear.
Doc: How come your other ear is burned as well.
Patient: That son of a gun called again.

The Beggar
Beggar: Can you spare some change?
Young Man: Do you drink or smoke?
Beggar: I have no vices sir.
Young Man: Okay. You come with me.
I'll show my wife what becomes of a man without any vices.

Fireflies
A Dad and son went camping and prepared to sleep for the night
Son: Dad, I can't sleep, there are too many mosquitoes!
Dad: Turn off the light so they won't see us.
(So the son turned off the lamp and in comes a lot of fireflies)
Son: No use dad! The pesky mosquitoes brought flashlights.

Siopao (Meat Buns)
Customer: Miss, can I have a female meat bun?
Waitress: A female meat bun?
Customer: Yes. The ones with paper bottoms like a "napkin."
Waitress Oh, is that so? Sorry but all we have are males?
Customer: Male meat buns?
Waitress: Yes sir, they all have meat "balls" inside.