Monday, April 20, 2009

Husband, Wife...after marriage...





1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?


1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you


KOW and OLC said...

ha ha ha.......
is this really how women see in men ??

Twilight Zone said...

@Kow&Olc, naaaah not really lol,its just how e we women make fun of you guys
and how you guys make fun of us...oooops is it true?you also see us this way?hahaha thanks for the visit and leaving a funny footprints,wink.

Snow said...

Does it mean women are complicated!?! ^_^ *lol*

Twilight Zone said...

@Snow, sinabi mo hahaha

Reesie said...

yeah, women are the most complicated being in the whole universe. :D

hanep ka talga sa research lee!

Twilight Zone said...

@Reesie, napasubo yata ako dito ah lol