Friday, May 15, 2009

710... errrr...OIL


A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........










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Women ?

The mechanic fainted!!

16 comments:

Reesie said...

lecheness!!!! oil na yan.

jim-experience said...

Well....that proves something about women and cars... :-)

Snow said...

hehehe...oo na...hindi kami marunong sa ganyan... ^_^

Johnonymous said...

hahaha! ayos ito ha!

Twilight Zone said...

@Reesie, litsi talaga lol

@Jim, errr what to say?hahaha

@Silver, masyado kapang bata para malaman mo yan

@Royal minister, pasok.

BRAVEDIER said...

Nice try... me potential ka yata sa mga jokes.... kanino mo na grab yan? jowk jowk jowk.... Post more jokes.. he he he

Roy said...

hehehe... 710 nga naman lol

exodians said...

smart and witty...cooil!

yeokeehui said...

MILO = 3170

mahalia said...

hahaha, nakow di nagtanong sa mister nya.

dencios said...

mga babae talaga..... hahahaha.

nabasa ko iba mo pang post at natawa ako.astig!

btw hawig kayo ni adrea del rosario sa profile pic sa kaliwa.

>>napadaan na bagong blogger -dioniscio

BURAOT said...

hehehhe. parang blonde joke.

BlogusVox said...

hehe... 710. What do you expect, she's not a mechanic. Mabuti nga she's got enough common sense not to put "mantika".

Mr. Juan Step said...

Ayos. Nice site and nice jokes! haha.

dencios said...

nabasa ko na lahat ng post mo wala ka pa ding update..

hehe

Nobe said...

babae talaga ako kasi antagal bago ko na gets. hahaha!

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nobe

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