Monday, May 4, 2009

Short Jokes...

The Terror-ist cat

A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running
behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive
it "


A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her&."1st
he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then
he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our
family name"
Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I
didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"


A white couple had a black baby&.
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!


Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"


Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you
should be thankful that you are not barking!!!


Mahalia said...

hahaha, expiry date, hanapin nya sa death certificate iyon. hehehe

I checked with my host bakit di ka nakakapasok, sabi nila i submit ko raw ang IP mo. o country of origin, saan ka ba ate naka-base?

Twilight Zone said...

Hangzhou China ako ateng