Life Begin's at 40...!

(photo credit to jester121172, from photobucket)


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR THOSE OVER
FORTY YEARS OLD

1. Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.

2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left. Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.

3. Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen.

4. Enjoy your grandchildren (if you are blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter. You have no moral obligation to take care of them. Don't have any guilt about refusing to baby sit anyone's kids, including your own grandkids. Your parental obligation is to your children. After you have raised them into responsible adults, your duties of child-rearing and babysitting are finished. Let your children raise their own offsprings.

5. Accept physical weakness, sickness and other physical pains.. It is a part of the aging process. Enjoy whatever your health can allow.

6. Enjoy what you are and what you have right now. Stop working hard for what you do not have. If you do not have them, It's probably too late..

7. Just enjoy your life with your spouse, children, grandchildren and friends. People, who truly love you, love you for yourself, not for what you have. Anyone who loves you for what you have will just give you misery.

8. Forgive and accept forgiveness. Forgive yourself and others. Enjoy peace of mind and peace of soul.

9. Befriend death.. It's a natural part of the life cycle. Don't be afraid of it. Death is the beginning of a new and better life. So, prepare yourself not for death but for a new life with the Almighty.

10. Be at peace with your Creator. For. . . He is all you have after you leave this life....

Unique houses for sale...

(source:yahoo news, forbes news)



Hmmm, pwede, pwede pag gusto kong mamingwit ng dilis sa dagat.




Wow, pag sumakit na ulo ko kaka blog, rest muna dito.




Uuuuy, matagal ko ng dream makatira sa batcave,asan si batman?




Originally, ganito plan kong haus, outside appearance.




Malay mo dyan nagtatago prince charming mo.




Wala kayang mga dwende sa loob nyan?




Hmmm, pwede, sa mga fans ni barbie.




Pwedeng mamisikleta sa loob.




Eto unique talaga, parang flying saucer.




Mga repapz, binebenta ko bahay ko, plan ko kasi bilhin isa dyan sa mga nasa itaas, pls bilhin nyo ng bahay ko, kahit iahente nyo na...(picture below)

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Unique din naman sya diba?

710... errrr...OIL

A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........















Women ?

The mechanic fainted!!

Short Jokes...

The Terror-ist cat



A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running
behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive
it "

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A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her&."1st
he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then
he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our
family name"
Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I
didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"

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A white couple had a black baby&.
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

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Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

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Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you
should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

Air Asia...Winner ka!

BOeing 747-400





KLM Airline





Airbus A340



Boeing 777



SQ



SQ-with inflight TV and telecommunications



Canada Airline



and.....






Air Asia...!???



Ssssssshhh. ~~ Don't laugh too loud...

you might wake her up.. ~!!!

How Today's Management Works...?

What if...?

I'm Back!!!

What will happen if IT companies continue recruiting people at the current pace?

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When our team leader is absent...

Want to know what we do?

When our team leader is absent?

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What we exactly dream of ?

A Company Car...


A Good Parking Space...


An office up to your Standard...


A Space to Relax...


A Nice Meeting Room...


A Nice Secretary cum Assistant...



Heres what they get in reality...



Hey Stop Dreaming and get back to work!!!

A Crack Windshield.

Imagine your on your way for a nice relaxing weekend!

Your driving along the Interstate ...

65 miles an hour...

minding your very own business...

when out of nowhere...

You getta crack in your windshield...right in the line of vision!!

You swerve right

Then left,

And it's still there... right in your line of vision!


BAM!!!!!

Looking for a Job...?

Here's the Job offer...

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Sa mga Fwends na pagod sa buong week pagkayod...

Hang on friends, there is hope!

I know its been a tiring week!

But relax.

Just another day for the Weekend.

There's a hope at the end of the Rainbow!



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Didn't I tell you!!

There's hope at the end of the rainbow!





Woohoooo, bodega ng beer????
inuman naaaaaaah, Happy weekend to all...

my nagdala ba ng pulutan?

Wife...oh wife...

Cleptomaniac wife...

kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support.
The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term.

"This time you stole a can of tomatoes. There were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?"

The woman agreed.

"Then I sentence you to six nights in jail."

The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?"

"Well," said his honor, "this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench."

The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas."

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Mean wife...

A sixteen-year-old boy drove into the driveway with a new Porsche. His parents gave him the once over.

"Where did you get that car?!"
He calmly replied, "I bought it."

With what? We know what a Porsche costs."

With my allowance," said the boy, "this one only cost me twenty bucks."Twenty dollars?

Who would sell you a car like that for twenty dollars?
That lady up the street,said the boy.I don't know her name, but she saw me ride by on my bike and she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for twenty dollars."
Something's wrong here. I'm going to go right up there and see about this,said his father.

But when the dad got there, he found the lady calmly planting petunias in her front yard!
"Did you sell a car to my son?"
"Yes, I did," she replied. "For how much?" Twenty dollars." You did? Really? Why?"......

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was away on a business trip, but last night I learned from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and didn't intend to come back. He told me that he was stranded, needed money right away and I should sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did!"