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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." 
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." 
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...IN PRISON: You spend the majority if your time in an 8x10 cell.IN WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.IN PRISON: You get 3 meals a day.IN WORK: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.IN WORK: You get reward for good behavior with more work.IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.IN WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.IN PRISON: You can watch TV ang play games.IN WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.IN WORK: You have to share.IN PRISON: They allowed your family and friends to visit.IN WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.IN PRISON: All expenses are payed by taxpayers with no work required.IN WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.IN WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.IN PRISON: There are wardens who are ofted sadistic.IN WORK: They are called Supervisors.IN PRISON: You have unlimited time to read jokes.IN WORK: You get fired if you get caught.
