How Today's Management Works...?

What we exactly dream of ?

A Company Car...


A Good Parking Space...


An office up to your Standard...


A Space to Relax...


A Nice Meeting Room...


A Nice Secretary cum Assistant...



Heres what they get in reality...



Hey Stop Dreaming and get back to work!!!

Work is like this...!

There are 2 people always next to you:


1. The Manager, smiling pleasantly to hide evil intentions.



2. The Team Leader, busy figuring out what work to dump on you.



In the middle theres YOU, who struggles with it all...



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Prison vs Work...

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...


IN PRISON: You spend the majority if your time in an 8x10 cell.
IN WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get 3 meals a day.
IN WORK: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.
IN WORK: You get reward for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV ang play games.
IN WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
IN WORK: You have to share.

IN PRISON: They allowed your family and friends to visit.
IN WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON: All expenses are payed by taxpayers with no work required.
IN WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
IN WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: There are wardens who are ofted sadistic.
IN WORK: They are called Supervisors.

IN PRISON: You have unlimited time to read jokes.
IN WORK: You get fired if you get caught.