Thursday, November 27, 2008
Strange but true coincident...
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged line.
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
In a very busy day, your boss only approaches you when you are taking a break.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is immersed in water, the phone begins to ring.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don¡¯t want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that the machine will not work, it will.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, the boss will ask you to do something that will last till your coffee is cold.
You remember you have to mail a letter when you are near the mailbox.