A Grammatically Challenged Love Story...!

I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives.
But heaven only goes that I was wrong.
Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a unanimous text.
"Meet me at the clinic."
I had a stinking feeling in my butt.
I told him not to go. It might in danger him.
Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik na lang ako. Sabi niya,
"Penny for you talks."
But I didn't know what to say.
Beggars can't be losers.
Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun.
Jay said, "Can't got your tongue?"
I tried to smile at him.
Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak
louder than works, di ba?
Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya.
I was out of the loophole.
After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone.
But my calls fell on Jeff's ears.
Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff.
Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay.
That's what I'm talking about it.
So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay.
That's what friends are for naman di ba?
But I just faced a blank mall.
I had to do this alone.
Nag-taxi na lang ako.
Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug-down rate.
When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up.
Di basta-basta makakapasok.
So I said,
"I beg your cordon.
I'm patient. It's my favorite virtue nga eh."
Nagduda yata yung isang guard.
Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted,
"Don't touch me not!"
Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said,
"Come on, let's join us."
When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there.
Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako.
Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird's IQ of the clinic.
I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.
Parang may narinig akong umuungol.
I was thorn.
Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko.
It made me stick in the stomach to think
that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there.
I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations.
But to tell with it!
I had to strike while the iron is not.
I had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth.
I barraged in.
O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table,
parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment.
He was on the cutting edge.
He was bleeding.
At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya,
ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend,
ang nurse na si Walter.
Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.
Guess watch?
Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero
I was able to search and rescue Jay.
Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.
Now, he's recovering.
Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin.
I know it's a better pill to swallow your
pride so it's forgive and forget me not.
All swell that end swell.
I know we should kiss and put on makeup.
Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure.

So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.