Unique Restaurant: O yeah? wanna eat here?

Are you serious? you kidding me... you really want to eat here???

Ok, lets go...





Inside...










The Menu...




The foods...






The drinks...




The dessert...



Happy eating, wink!

Pinoy Text Message Jokes...

PRIEST: Ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng LANGIT!!!

ADOR-a: Kerii lang Father!!!
Dun nalang kami sa RAINBOW... Magpapa slide slide ever!

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Lumubog ang barko.

Patay lahat ng pasahero.

Except sa isang Ita.

ITA: habang umiiyak "kainin mo na ko pating"

PATING: nakaismid "wag mo kong linlangin, hindi ka tao! pusit ka!...pusit ka!

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The Secret of being YOUNG!?

Sleep the right number of Hours.

Go with the right Crowd.

Eat the right Food,

and

Tell the WRONG age!

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Family Planning Advisory:

If you want to practice safe sex...




Do it with the same Sex!

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2 Mag-Amiga naglasing.
Pag uwi naihi at natae.
Sa sementeryo inabutan.

Ang 1 ginamit ang ti-pan na pamunas tsaka tinapon.
Yung 1 nakakita ng boquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas.

Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila---

JUAN: Pare, bantayan natin mga msis natin. Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang ti-pan!

PEDRO: wala yan sa Misis ko Pare,.. Merong card nakadikit sa pwet na may nakasulat, "WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU...FROM ALL THE GUYS AT THE MARKETING DEPT!"

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Duling, Bingi at Bulag.

Nanood ng movie.

DULING: "bat 2 ang screen?"

BINGI: "bad tripwalang sounds!"

BULAG: "mga tarantado... puro kayo reklamo! kita nyo ng dipa nag uumpisa e!"

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TEACHER: sinu si Jose Rizal?

Natahimik ang buong klase.
Wala ni isa ang nagtaas ng kamay, hanggang mainis si Pedro---

PEDRO: baka ibang section na ma'am!

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Sarap ng pakiramdam pag may ka "i love you" ka.

O kaya may nagtatanong, "kumain ka na ba?"

Lalo na pag my sinabihan ka at may nagsabing "i miss you".

Pero kung wala dont lose hope.

pede namang---

"i love me"!
"kumain na ba me?"
"ingat me ha?"
and "i miss me"

"wer na me?"
"d2 pa me eh!"

Self supporting tawag dyan! try mo din sanay na ko dyan e!

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SCIENCE TRIVIA:

Alam mo ba na ang buhok sa pwit ay karugtong ng pilikmata?

IT'S TRUE!

Subukan mong hilahin ang buhok mo sa pwit---

at mapapapikit ka!

brought to you by Darigold Milk at Tiki-tiki, kung di nyo inabot yung darigold milk ask nyo nalang Silver at Reesie at yung Tiki-tiki ask nyo mam Cat at Snow!

(Im now again having a problem accessing wordpress and some sites,..
now totally banned here multiply, youtube,livejournal, etc etc kakaasar na)

Toilet you dont like to use..

Tabi tabi po sa mga kumakain at kakain pa lang...
pano kung isang araw, sa tindi ng pangangailangan eh ito ang mga bumungad sayo?

Heeeeeeeeeeeelphhh...


Pang Pamilya o pang barkada...


Yay...lol


Anu kaya chura nung sa ladies room?


Waaaaaaaaa....


wala bang pang ladies?


Santisima...


Pwedeng isama barkada


Katakot naman toh


Ngeeeeek


Pwede kayo magtabi ng BF/GF mo.

Toilet Humor...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

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MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.