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A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he said, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaced and said, "OK, you've got enough points to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and plan on starting at 10:00 a.m. every day."
The guy was puzzled and said, "If the work hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 a.m.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said, "For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that..."
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