Stevie Wonder in China.

(Hey guy's, its just a joke and didn't mean to make fun of Chinese pals)

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed
to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.
One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the
top of his voice "Play a jazz chord ! play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's
career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale
and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10
minutes.When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The chap
jumps out of his seat again and shouts "No, no, play a
jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional he is,
dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band
around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place
apart. The crowd go ballistic with this impromptu show of

his musical expertise. But, still the little Chinese man
jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

Stevie is really pissed off now that this chap doesnt seem to
appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage

" OK smart arse, you get up here and do it".

The little bloke climbs onto the stage,takes hold of the mike and

starts to sing........ ....

"A jazz chord to say , I luv you..."