Short Jokes...by Andro.

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is behind the blog "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" ( http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

A student was caught with a cheat sheet...
Teacher: What's this?
Student: That's my prayer list.
Teacher: How come answers are written here then?
Student: Wow! My prayers have been answered.

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo visited a mental hospital
Doc: Let's welcome Her Excellency President Arroyo.
(Everyone clapped except for one in the corner)
GMA: Doctor, how come that one in the corner is not clapping?
Doc: O pay him no mind Madam President. He is already cured.

Choose
Mister: What's for lunch?
Misis: It's on the table. You choose.
Mister: One dried fish? What else am I going to choose aside from this?
Misis: You choose... are you going to eat or not?

Iron Man
Doc: What happened to your ear?
Patient: I was ironing when somebody called and I accidentally picked-up
the hot iron and placed it on my ear.
Doc: How come your other ear is burned as well.
Patient: That son of a gun called again.

The Beggar
Beggar: Can you spare some change?
Young Man: Do you drink or smoke?
Beggar: I have no vices sir.
Young Man: Okay. You come with me.
I'll show my wife what becomes of a man without any vices.

Fireflies
A Dad and son went camping and prepared to sleep for the night
Son: Dad, I can't sleep, there are too many mosquitoes!
Dad: Turn off the light so they won't see us.
(So the son turned off the lamp and in comes a lot of fireflies)
Son: No use dad! The pesky mosquitoes brought flashlights.

Siopao (Meat Buns)
Customer: Miss, can I have a female meat bun?
Waitress: A female meat bun?
Customer: Yes. The ones with paper bottoms like a "napkin."
Waitress Oh, is that so? Sorry but all we have are males?
Customer: Male meat buns?
Waitress: Yes sir, they all have meat "balls" inside.