Husband...
Wife...
DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN
WOMEN'S WORDS
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Fine, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?
MEN'S WORDS
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have s@x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you
ha ha ha.......
ReplyDeleteis this really how women see in men ??
@Kow&Olc, naaaah not really lol,its just how e we women make fun of you guys
ReplyDeleteand how you guys make fun of us...oooops is it true?you also see us this way?hahaha thanks for the visit and leaving a funny footprints,wink.
Does it mean women are complicated!?! ^_^ *lol*
ReplyDelete@Snow, sinabi mo hahaha
ReplyDeleteyeah, women are the most complicated being in the whole universe. :D
ReplyDeletehanep ka talga sa research lee!
@Reesie, napasubo yata ako dito ah lol
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