HUMOR

Not yet back...

2011-07-18T15:20:00.004+08:00

Good news is, Im still alive and kicking...

Bad news is, my long hiatus will continue as long as I'm here....sigh!

But...anyhow...I'm done here....soon... 6yrs is enough for me...have to find a new place...

nope... not decided yet where, but definitely will keep y'all updated...

http://buhaypinoy-humorblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/not-really-back-yet.html

Body Print: The Tiger

2010-06-21T15:30:00.002+08:00

Priest and a Boy

2010-06-13T11:18:00.002+08:00

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said.
" I am a Father."
The little boy replied.
"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered.
"I am the Father of many."
The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said.
"I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said. "Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."

Funny Cars

2010-06-13T09:59:00.001+08:00

and a bus...

Funny Unfortunate Restaurant names

2010-06-11T23:14:00.000+08:00

Facebook Addict Part 2: Do you Facebook?

2010-06-10T12:00:00.001+08:00

And the Last but not the Least...

and...

vajayjay also have facebook!

Unfortunate Product Names

2010-06-08T23:17:00.001+08:00

Mini mini mo mini me!

2010-06-08T23:03:00.000+08:00

Facebook Addict: Why you should not add your Parents in Facebook?

2010-06-08T11:29:00.002+08:00

And the last but not the least...

And another way around...

Unique Restaurant: O yeah? wanna eat here?

2010-06-07T18:19:00.005+08:00

Are you serious? you kidding me... you really want to eat here???

Ok, lets go...

Inside...

The Menu...

The foods...

The drinks...

The dessert...

Happy eating, wink!

Government Service

2010-06-04T11:30:00.003+08:00

(photo credit to gnisnal from photobucket)

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he said, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaced and said, "OK, you've got enough points to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and plan on starting at 10:00 a.m. every day."
The guy was puzzled and said, "If the work hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 a.m.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said, "For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that..."

Guess whats in their mind.

2010-05-30T16:29:00.000+08:00

Psssst...!

2010-05-29T01:37:00.002+08:00

Dito (http://buhaypinoy-humorblog.blogspot.com/) po muna ko sa site na to tatambay, pero paminsan minsan mag uupdate din ako dito pag dina masyado tambak ang labahin...

Begging Sign's...

2010-01-23T13:09:00.002+08:00

Why Girls are Car Models?

2010-01-20T20:41:00.002+08:00

Hmmmm, let's see why...

Now you know why???

Happy New Year!

2009-12-29T18:37:00.008+08:00

(photo credit to lintang2006 from photobucket)

Happy New Year to All!

My New Years Resolution? yun at yun din every year hahaha, but this time I want to have 1 New Years resolution na sana e matupad ko,Argh!

I will reduce my habit and addiction (atleast 50%).

...being addicted in Internet, yup, yup!

I will be slowing down.... again!
need ko ng magparehab lol.

Just want to thanks all the friends here, you've been so nice to me, am going to miss you all, thats for sure, will be back again... but not soon!

hOPE eVERYoNE hAVE a hAPPY hAPPY and pROSPEROUS nEW yEAR!!!

Pencil Art

2009-12-25T22:28:00.008+08:00

source: http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2009/07/impressive-pencil-art-by-jennifer-maestre/

Merry Xmas to All...!

2009-12-24T18:51:00.002+08:00

Wishing you all a happy happy holidays,
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year.
Wishing you all the Happiness, Good health,
Blossom careers and Peace!
HUUUUUGS AND KISSESSSSS TO YOU ALL!

Getting Old...

2009-12-22T13:50:00.001+08:00

(photo credit to tistelblomst, from photobucket)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, 'SURELY I DON’T LOOK

THAT OLD. WELL…. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A

NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY

HIGH SCHOOL CLASS ALMOST 40 YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,

WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN

MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE..

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1969. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS,

GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

H1N1... not over!

2009-12-14T15:16:00.004+08:00

H1N1, far from over ...

Penguin Jump

2009-12-10T16:36:00.007+08:00

Click to see penguin ...

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

Good Business idea!

2009-12-09T21:21:00.003+08:00

This time of Recession, we have to come up with the good ideas ..... or good business!

Stevie Wonder in China.

2009-12-07T16:54:00.002+08:00

(Hey guy's, its just a joke and didn't mean to make fun of Chinese pals)

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed
to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.
One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the
top of his voice "Play a jazz chord ! play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's
career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale
and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10
minutes.When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The chap
jumps out of his seat again and shouts "No, no, play a
jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional he is,
dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band
around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place
apart. The crowd go ballistic with this impromptu show of

his musical expertise. But, still the little Chinese man
jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

Stevie is really pissed off now that this chap doesnt seem to
appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage

" OK smart arse, you get up here and do it".

The little bloke climbs onto the stage,takes hold of the mike and

starts to sing........ ....

"A jazz chord to say , I luv you..."

Hi-Tech Eh!

2009-12-05T17:18:00.001+08:00

(Photo credit to hyperalert, from photobucket)

THREE LADIE'S AT THE SAUNA...

TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
SOUND.

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY
PAGER,' SHE SAID.. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY
MOBILE PHONE.. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,

SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........

WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

How to Hypnotize a man...?

2009-12-04T21:01:00.003+08:00

http://vili.us/hypno.html

F---ing!

2009-12-02T14:33:00.005+08:00

(photo credit to cecileeshull, from photobucket)

O eto para sa mga wala pang karansan sa F---ing!

Frequently Asked Question About F--ing

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe f---?
A. Although married people f--- often, there are many single
people who f--- complete strangers every day.

Q. How do I go about f---ing a complete stranger?
A. Just ask them if they want to f---. If they do, they will
give you their phone number.

Q. My parents say they never had f--- when they were young, and
were only allowed to write memo's to each other until they
were 21. How old do you think someone should be before they
can f---?
A. F---ing can be performed at any age once you learn the
correct procedure.

Q. If I f--- something to myself will I go blind?
A. Certainly not. As far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay
to f---. Is this legal?
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their f--- drives
and must pay a "professional" when their needs become too great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for f---ing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are f---ing, a
cover should always be used.

Q. What happens if I do the procedure incorrectly and f---
prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people f--- prematurely when they haven't
f---ed in a long time. Just start over, most people won't mind
if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business f---. Can transmissions
become mixed up?
A. Being bi-f---ual can be confusing, but so long as you use a
cover with each one you won't transmit anything you're not
supposed to.

Q. Is getting f---ed by one person the same as with another?
A. No. Even though many people (especially lawyers) would
like you to believe that the longer they are f---ing you the
better you will like it. In reality the best f--- is short,
of high quality, and very graphic.

Q. There is a man I'd very much like to f--- (I've tried
several times) but he can't seem to keep his equipment
up long enough.
Is there any thing I can do to help him?
A. You could suggest that he contact a good f--- therapist, such
as Canon or Mitsubishi. If he refuses to take the suggestion,
it would be best if you just wrote him off.

Syak ka no, mali ka don..... FAXING yon!

Great Muscle Control

2009-12-02T09:29:00.002+08:00

IDIOT SIGHTING.

2009-11-25T19:21:00.005+08:00

(photo credit to classyladytwo, from photobucket)

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..
We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McDonald's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!' I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS .

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

Is Computer Male or Female...?

2009-11-19T12:27:00.003+08:00

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House ' for instance, is feminine: ' la Casa. '
'Pencil, ' however, is masculine: ' el lapiz. '

A student asked, ' What gender is ' computer ' ? '

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer ' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The Men ' s group decided that ' computer ' should definitely be of the feminine gender ( ' la computadora ' ), because:

(photo credit to saila279, from photobucket)

1... No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The Women ' s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ( ' el computador ' ), because:

(photo credit to smurby, from photobucket)

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can ' t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Life Begin's at 40...!

2009-11-16T10:31:00.005+08:00

(photo credit to jester121172, from photobucket)

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR THOSE OVER
FORTY YEARS OLD

1. Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.

2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left. Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.

3. Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen.

4. Enjoy your grandchildren (if you are blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter. You have no moral obligation to take care of them. Don't have any guilt about refusing to baby sit anyone's kids, including your own grandkids. Your parental obligation is to your children. After you have raised them into responsible adults, your duties of child-rearing and babysitting are finished. Let your children raise their own offsprings.

5. Accept physical weakness, sickness and other physical pains.. It is a part of the aging process. Enjoy whatever your health can allow.

6. Enjoy what you are and what you have right now. Stop working hard for what you do not have. If you do not have them, It's probably too late..

7. Just enjoy your life with your spouse, children, grandchildren and friends. People, who truly love you, love you for yourself, not for what you have. Anyone who loves you for what you have will just give you misery.

8. Forgive and accept forgiveness. Forgive yourself and others. Enjoy peace of mind and peace of soul.

9. Befriend death.. It's a natural part of the life cycle. Don't be afraid of it. Death is the beginning of a new and better life. So, prepare yourself not for death but for a new life with the Almighty.

10. Be at peace with your Creator. For. . . He is all you have after you leave this life....

TARZAN, bankrupt na rin...?

2009-11-09T23:33:00.006+08:00

And who doesnt know TARZAN?
But that doesnt spare him from being bankrupt, like
Nicholas Cage, haay, kawawa naman.
We just heard, that hes also affected by the bad economy
and starts selling all hes properties, i doubt kung alam
yan ni Jane...asan na nga pala si Jane?

(tarzan photo credit to mikeymike42007 from photobucket)

Hala, you might be interested, here shown below all the pictures
ng mga haybols ni TARZAN, malay nyo, you might like some,
hurry up and start your bid....

PINOY EXPATS BLOG AWARDS

2009-11-08T20:58:00.009+08:00

Patalastas po muna mga Pards....

(Please vote for #35 Flamindevil, paki sama na rin po itong #34 Topexpress #33 Bonistation.You could vote up to 10 bloggers at the same time.You could only vote once per IP address. Here’s the link: http://pinoyexpatsblogawards.com/ )

Magaling pong bata yang si Rye (#35 Flamindevil), kung nakita nyo po sa old post ko dito rin po, kasama din po sya sa mga manok namin sa "10 Influential Bloggers"

eto po ang kanyang entry, sana po masilip nyo...

http://flamindevil.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/this-time-i%E2%80%99ll-make-it-right/

di naman po sapilitan ito, pero ang di bumoto langgamin sana mouse ng computer nyahahaha just kidding, kayo naman.
di pa po late, pede pang bumoto.

PS

Pls dont forget also to vote our very own para naman maging CNNHero, si Efren Penaflorida po!
heres the link...below,salamat po ng napakarami!
http://heroes.cnn.com/confirmvote.aspx?id=06&lang=1

Wohooo, its BEACH time...

2009-11-07T11:36:00.006+08:00

(WARNING: da ingglis of this blog is full of wrong grammar, read at your own risk, dont blame me later, just ask for bonamine after reading this)

YuP, winter is approaching,and i must tell that I hate hate hate winter....why?
Why? I need a lot of clothes with me atleast, my knee/bones starts fighting each other, and my nose bleeds.

YuP, not only using english language makes my nose bleeds, also winter.
So, I start making a plan where to go this coming winter holiday, atleast to a tropical country.

Last summer, I spent my winter holiday to Brazil, where I confidently show my figure (giggling), but this time I must get a more revealing bikini and sexier than last holiday.

I was sooo giggle last summer, Its really fun to know that everyone's attention was mine hihihi, everyone are excited to get a snap with me, I was so famous that time, and everyone stalked me.

Oh, by the way, let me share you my pictures last holiday....

hihihi, see? they are all excited.

damn! everyone follows me.

even this child cannot resist my byuti.

i was sooo feeling famous with this paparazzi's

haaay, twas really fun.

haaaay, life is good.

bye folks, i must go, have a date this
evening!

Is your laptop useful...?

2009-11-03T09:55:00.003+08:00

(i have a feeling that this pictures was posted already long back, i just cannot check all my prev posts since the connection are toooooo sloooooooow, pls bare with me if the picture are being posted already,galing ko mag inggles no jejeje)

sushal ang nut cracker

masarap naman kaya ang lasa?

yan ang literal ng "natutulog lang sa trabaho"

o diba?dito sa china pam ping-pong lang namin yan...

at upuan habang naghihintay ng train.

pang hataw na rin ng lamok at langaw

ewan kung anung gusto nyang palabasin.

punching bag, tadyak bag, kungfu bag, dauche bag

sobrang adik nung anak sa games, galit si mommy.

taong grasa yan, homeless, nag ge-games lang.

pantakip hanang natutulog, dyaryo nung araw, ngayon laptop na

panglinis ng snow from wind shield,pede mo ding gawing dustpan.

gaya neto, birdhouse, tent ng mga ibon.

Ikaw, anung iba pang gamit ng laptop mo?

Drinking has the same benefits as Yoga...!!!

2009-10-28T12:46:00.009+08:00

Sinung my sabing masama ang maglasing....?

RESEARCH CONFIRM'S THAT DRINKING GIVE'S YOU THE SAME BENEFITS YOGA DOES!!

Savasana:
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana:
Positon that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana:
The positon calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana:
Position stimulates the midrift are ang the spine.

Halasana:
Excelent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin:
Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs and arms.

Salambhasana:
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs and arms.

Ananda Balasana:
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana:
The position for ankles and back muscles.

See???

Lipat-Bahay Gang

2009-10-23T10:16:00.003+08:00

Dear Folks,

Im slowly moving to a new place....

http://buhaypinoy-humorblog.blogspot.com/

or let say, this site will still be here, and i will just have another one.

thanx,
lee

Unique houses for sale...

2009-10-22T13:44:00.006+08:00

(source:yahoo news, forbes news)

Hmmm, pwede, pwede pag gusto kong mamingwit ng dilis sa dagat.

Wow, pag sumakit na ulo ko kaka blog, rest muna dito.

Uuuuy, matagal ko ng dream makatira sa batcave,asan si batman?

Originally, ganito plan kong haus, outside appearance.

Malay mo dyan nagtatago prince charming mo.

Wala kayang mga dwende sa loob nyan?

Hmmm, pwede, sa mga fans ni barbie.

Pwedeng mamisikleta sa loob.

Eto unique talaga, parang flying saucer.

Mga repapz, binebenta ko bahay ko, plan ko kasi bilhin isa dyan sa mga nasa itaas, pls bilhin nyo ng bahay ko, kahit iahente nyo na...(picture below)

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Unique din naman sya diba?

You like...?

2009-10-22T11:29:00.006+08:00

Some Funny Photos...

2009-10-21T17:25:00.000+08:00

wag ka kasing magpabigat!

haaaay, ganito pala pakiramdam ng laptop bed!

o ano? gurl ba o voy?

tatanda karing kagaya ko anak...

anu tong napasukan koh?

paki abot nga yung posporo...

weeeeeeeeeee!

sabi kasi cute daw ako pag naka ponytail...

in the red cornerrrrr, teka asan ba corner?

sigh, sana ako makasuot din ng ganyan!

sigh, sorry ala ko makita CR eh!

wait, tek...... ayyyyyyy!

pare, asan kana? buhay ka pa ba?

teka, tekaaaah, parang nakakalamang ang team nyo ah?

sabi nila masarap ang lechon....

aaaaah, dont touch me, sasapakin kitah.

kala nyo ha, kaya ko din yan.

taka, bonamine...nahihilo akoh!

waiter, hik! bheer pha ngah dyanh, hik!

top down inyo, all the way down ang samin!

tao:parang my sumusunod sakin? shark:yum yuuummmmm

im feeling sexy toniteeeeee!

ako buntis? wala kayung ibidinsya!

Komersyal muna...

2009-10-19T15:23:00.003+08:00

Dipa po ako nakakabalik totali bat da gud nyus is meron nakong proxy na pinaglihi sa pagong at napapasok ko na ang mga dating diko mapasok kagaya ng wordpress at eto ngang blogspot and facebook, pero ang bad news ay diko na mapasok ang mga dati kong napapasok (naguguluhan ako).
Busy parin at work, but slowly coming back (wan at a taym).

dis komersyal is brought to you by Tiki-Tiki, Diatabs, Darigold milk, Yes cola, Fresh Gusto, Texas and Tarzan babelgam, Beatles biskit, Plumrose sardines, and Rosing special bukayo and pakumbo.

LESS...Less...less...

2009-10-17T11:33:00.002+08:00

TRUTH: 21st Century

Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our Labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Our BO$$ - Brainless

Testing......

2009-10-13T09:39:00.004+08:00

testing 1.... 2.....3....
hellow mike....tess.....joe....inday.....dodong....

i'll tell you, its not easy to comeback from the grave....
being blocked from here really sucks.....imagine i cannot remember anymore when was the last time i made a post? the last post i could remember was the "710 or OIL" sigh.

promise, i tried a lot of proxy, host, tunnel, bridge, ladder, rope, canal, just to get in here..... and the result? im trying to type this since the 2 days lol.....
toooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww, but atlast im here.
im crossing my fingers.... hopefully di magloko at di mabuking ang aking proxy at ng di nanaman ma block....grrrrrrr!

slowly coming back from the dead.....
thank you for the patience..... i mean im thanking myself for the patience.....lol.

Taft Ten Emerging Influential Bloggers

2009-06-09T10:05:00.004+08:00

Muli kong kinokorek-korek ang aking balota sa Emerging Influential Bloggers for 2009 by Janette Toral Writing Project, dahil me bago po akong ipapasok.

Ngayon, ayoko nang maging atribidang Lee... dahil nag-isip ako hehehe nang isang segundo hehehe and here na talaga ang mga Pinoy na bagets na bloggers at influential na talaga, at salamat sa kamahalang rheyna Elena ( http://reynaelena.com/ )

kaya kung hindi pa kayo bomoboto, eto na... dyarannnn!!!

Barrio Siete
Dare to speak out!
Dear Bloggery
It’s Johnonymous!
The Struggling Blogger
Chocolateword
Desert Fishing
Sa labas nang Mandaluyong dati, ngayon: Waiting to Exhale na!
Extra Super Special Batchoy with Egg
Flamindevil

vote na kayo habang busy sa HR1109 ang mga tongressista lol!

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La Kapitana was here: Delivering a message

2009-06-06T09:18:00.002+08:00

Hi guys,

Nope, this is not a security breach. I, La Kapitana del Barrio Siete, was sent over here by La Dama De Noche, a.k.a. Lee, the host of humor, ergo hostess, to let you all know that she's out there outside of her house, could not get in, because da gurl lost her key. But, I could! Hahaha!

How'd she lost her key? Ayaw aminin but the truth is, pinakilo nya.

Where is she? Tambay. Sa Barrio Siete.

What's for Dinner...?

2009-05-15T11:49:00.008+08:00

Cant eat pork,
Swine Flu.

Cant eat chicken,
Bird Flu.

Cant eat beef,
Mad Cow.

Cant eat egg,
Salmonella.

Cant eat fish,
Heavy metal poison in their waters.

Cant eat fruits and veggies,
Insecticides and herbicides.

M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is
'DESSERTS'

710... errrr...OIL

2009-05-15T11:44:00.001+08:00

A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........

Women ?

The mechanic fainted!!

Pinoy New Bloggers, ang aming mga manok...

2009-05-11T15:07:00.013+08:00

Influential Blogger by Janette Toral: Join the Top 10 Emerging Influential Blogs for 2009 Writing Project

Anu daw? diko alam kung qualified akong magsubmit ng vote una sa lahat di naman ako sinabihan ni ms.janette hahaha pangalawa di ako sikat-chupoy at wala akong credentials, wala akong matinong blog, pero meron ako ng....jaraaaan makapal na mukha kaya Go kami dyan syempre pa Go ang atribidang Lee... here na ang mga Pinoy na bagets na bloggers, salamat sa link kamahalang rheyna Elena ( http://reynaelena.com/ )
Nakakabilib ang mga kabataan sa panahong ito puro sila mga isip matatanda na, hala nabisita ko na sila lahat at talagang nakakabilib silang lahat at masasabi kong mga intellectual na mga bagets na susunod sa yapak nila Rheyna at Cat, most of them talagang binabasa ko regularly at madadagdagan pa ang aking susubaybayan.

May mga gusto sana akong isama kaso mga ti-gulang na sila, mga bagets lang daw eh sowee mga ka forgets, bagets na muna ang bida...

eto ang mga bagets na manok (pero di sila mga utak manok) na ninakaw ko sa kulungan ng kamahalang reyna elena...

Dare to speak out!
Dear Bloggery
It’s Johnonymous!
The Struggling Blogger
Chocolateword
Desert Fishing
Sa labas nang Mandaluyong
Brother Utoy
Extra Super Special Batchoy with Egg
Flamindevil

hala vote nyo na rin sila, pagkatapos katayin natin yung mananalo, lol!

Lawyer Jokes & Others...

2009-05-11T12:39:00.006+08:00

Pardon the paragraph arrangement, i just copied them from a lawyer.

Can You Beat This Logic?

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the Children into this world, she should retain Custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied:........
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, but the man won.

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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Ms. Jones, do you know me?
"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Ms. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem.
The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him." Thedefense attorney was also surprised and shocked.
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace,
"If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt".

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The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins:
1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew
they were guilty.
2) Defending an obviously guilty murderer because the fee was high.
3) Overcharging fees to many clients.
4) Prosecuting an innocent woman because a scapegoat was needed in a controversial case. And the list goes on for quite awhile.

The lawyer objects and begins to argue his case. He admits all these things, but argues, "Wait, I've done some charity in my life also. "St. Peter looks in his book and says, "Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?"

The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Yes."

St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents
and tell him to go to hell."

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A change in medical research regulations was introduced.
From now on, medical researchers have to use lawyers instead of lab rats, and they should do so for three reasons. First, lawyers are more numerous than lab rats; second, they don't become attached to lawyers the way they do to rats; and thirdly, there are some things that even a lab rat wouldn't do.

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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.
"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand
dollars more for the story behind it." "You can keep the story, old man," he
replies, "but I'll take the rat." The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm.
As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him. By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout.
He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. Making a mighty
leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as far as he can have it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown. Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop. "Ah, so you've come back for the rest of the story," says the owner. "No," says the tourist, "but I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers!"

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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.
"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling.
"MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do
with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"

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A Physician, an Engineer, and a Lawyer were discussing their professions.
They were trying to determne which profession had been around the longest.
The Doctor said "Doctors were first. In the good book, it states that Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs.....That required the first surgery.
So Doctors were here first." The Engineer said, "NOPE, it also said, before Adam and Eve, that God created the heavens and the earth. That required a lot of plans and engineering work, so Engineers were here first." The Lawyer said, "SORRY GUYS, lawyers were here before all that. If you read a little closer, it says that in the beginning there was confusion."

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A doctor, a priest, and a lawyer are adrift on a raft in the south Pacific. They're just about out of water, food, and hope, when they spot a small island. Only problem is, between the raft and the island is a large hungry school of tiger sharks. The doctor insists, "I'll swim for the island and bring back coconuts and maybe even help. If the sharks attack me, with my medical knowledge I'll be able to tend to my wounds." The priest says, "No, no my son, I shall swim for the island. I will pray as soon as I hit the water and with my connections I'm sure to make it."
While the doctor and priest are arguing over who is to go, the lawyer dives into the water and swims toward the island. Miraculously, the
sharks move away and clear a path for the attorney. A little while later, the barrister retruns to the raft with a lovely bunch of coconuts. And again the sharks clear a path for him. He finally gets to the raft and the bewildered doctor and priest ask him what was the source of this
miracle, and he replied, "Professional courtesy, of course!"

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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant says: "I think it's either
3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice,
"How much do you want it to be?"

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Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job. As part of the job interview each was asked why she wanted the job. Edith answered that she wanted to work for a firm with a reputation of being concerned with truth and justice.
When it was her turn, Sally simply opened her purse, took out a rather thin wallet and laid it on the senior partner's desk. "I want to fatten it up as fast as possible," she said. Sally got the job.

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On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.
St. Peter said, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked.
"Let me go find out." and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months... and they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven,
what with the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?"
St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great," said the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?", asked the frightened couple. "COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"

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After their car broke down on a lonely country road, three men sought a night's shelter at a farmhouse. The farmer, poor but eager to help them, said that he only had two beds so one of the three would have to sleep in the barn. Immediately, one of the travelers, a polite Hindu mathematician, agreed and left for the barn. A short while later he returned and apologetically explained that there were cows in the barn and for religious reasons he could not sleep there. Another of the guests, a conservative rabbi, volunteered, picked up his bedding and left for the barn. It wasn't long before he returned complaining that the pig in the barn made it impossible for him to sleep there. The last of the stranded trio, a lawyer, sighed and grudgingly picked up his bag and shuffled off to the barn. Soon, there was another knock at the door. When the farmer answered it, there were the cows and the pig.

Strange & Funny Architectures...

2009-05-06T17:07:00.007+08:00

1. The Crooked House ( Sopot , Poland )

2. Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building ( Darmstadt , Germany )

3. The Torre Galatea Figueres ( Spain )

4. Ferdinand Cheval Palace a.k.a Ideal Palace ( France )

5. The Basket Building ( Ohio , United States )

6. Kansas City Public Library ( Missouri , United States )

7. Wonderworks ( Orlando , Florida , United States )

8. Habitat 67 ( Montreal , Canada )

9. Cubic Houses ( Rotterdam , Netherlands )

10. Hang Nga Guesthou se a.k..a Crazy House ( Vietnam )

11. The Ufo House ( Sanjhih , Taiwan )

12. Nakagin Capsule Tower ( Tokyo , Japan )

13. Erwin Wurm: House Attack ( Viena , Austria )

14. Wooden Gagster House ( Archangelsk , Russia )

15. Ripley's Building ( Ontario , Canada )

Happy Mother's Day...

2009-05-06T12:49:00.003+08:00

To All the MOTHERS Around The WORLD....

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

"All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother."

"I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life." -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

I LOVE YOU MOM,HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Kid call's 911 for Math

2009-05-06T09:21:00.002+08:00

Listen to this...

Short Jokes...

2009-05-04T20:06:00.003+08:00

The Terror-ist cat

A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running
behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive
it "

*******************

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her&."1st
he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then
he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our
family name"
Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I
didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"

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A white couple had a black baby&.
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

*******************

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

*******************

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you
should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

Weekend Test...

2009-04-30T18:04:00.007+08:00

kindah humbling if you dont get this one...

Pre School Children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured above traveling?"

Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer?

(The only possible answer are "left"or"right".)

Think about it.

Still dont know?

Ok i"ll tell you.

The Pre-Schoolers all answered "left".

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?"

They answered:

"Because you cant see the door".

"yeah i know what you feel lol"

Happy May Day and Happy Weekend mga Klasmeyts--- see you wen you see me after the weekend... Enjoy yours!

The Husband Store

2009-04-30T10:35:00.004+08:00

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is the guy behind "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" (http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , Where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch ........

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Women, as explained by Engineers.

2009-04-30T10:20:00.008+08:00

Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is the Guy behind "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" ( http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Part 4:

Part 5:

Pinoy Text Message Jokes...

2009-04-29T12:41:00.008+08:00

PRIEST: Ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng LANGIT!!!

ADOR-a: Kerii lang Father!!!
Dun nalang kami sa RAINBOW... Magpapa slide slide ever!

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Lumubog ang barko.

Patay lahat ng pasahero.

Except sa isang Ita.

ITA: habang umiiyak "kainin mo na ko pating"

PATING: nakaismid "wag mo kong linlangin, hindi ka tao! pusit ka!...pusit ka!

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The Secret of being YOUNG!?

Sleep the right number of Hours.

Go with the right Crowd.

Eat the right Food,

and

Tell the WRONG age!

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Family Planning Advisory:

If you want to practice safe sex...

Do it with the same Sex!

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2 Mag-Amiga naglasing.
Pag uwi naihi at natae.
Sa sementeryo inabutan.

Ang 1 ginamit ang ti-pan na pamunas tsaka tinapon.
Yung 1 nakakita ng boquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas.

Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila---

JUAN: Pare, bantayan natin mga msis natin. Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang ti-pan!

PEDRO: wala yan sa Misis ko Pare,.. Merong card nakadikit sa pwet na may nakasulat, "WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU...FROM ALL THE GUYS AT THE MARKETING DEPT!"

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Duling, Bingi at Bulag.

Nanood ng movie.

DULING: "bat 2 ang screen?"

BINGI: "bad tripwalang sounds!"

BULAG: "mga tarantado... puro kayo reklamo! kita nyo ng dipa nag uumpisa e!"

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TEACHER: sinu si Jose Rizal?

Natahimik ang buong klase.
Wala ni isa ang nagtaas ng kamay, hanggang mainis si Pedro---

PEDRO: baka ibang section na ma'am!

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Sarap ng pakiramdam pag may ka "i love you" ka.

O kaya may nagtatanong, "kumain ka na ba?"

Lalo na pag my sinabihan ka at may nagsabing "i miss you".

Pero kung wala dont lose hope.

pede namang---

"i love me"!
"kumain na ba me?"
"ingat me ha?"
and "i miss me"

"wer na me?"
"d2 pa me eh!"

Self supporting tawag dyan! try mo din sanay na ko dyan e!

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SCIENCE TRIVIA:

Alam mo ba na ang buhok sa pwit ay karugtong ng pilikmata?

IT'S TRUE!

Subukan mong hilahin ang buhok mo sa pwit---

at mapapapikit ka!

brought to you by Darigold Milk at Tiki-tiki, kung di nyo inabot yung darigold milk ask nyo nalang Silver at Reesie at yung Tiki-tiki ask nyo mam Cat at Snow!

(Im now again having a problem accessing wordpress and some sites,..
now totally banned here multiply, youtube,livejournal, etc etc kakaasar na)

Now, I Love Mc Do...lol!

2009-04-29T11:54:00.001+08:00

Funny Pictures...again!

2009-04-29T11:50:00.003+08:00

Jozme nakakangawit pwesto koh!

My mas hihirap pa ba sa gawa ko?

Ayoko ng ganitong hair style!

Parang di ako naalis ng pwesto?

Egg haus, bagay ba?

Pagka ganito baby mo ingat baka mabasag ang pula!

Ok mga lambs, listen carefully...

Grrrrr wag nyo kong galitin madali ako magalit!

Aaaargh! pweh, sama ng lasa ng kamay moh!

Records you dont want to Hold...

2009-04-24T14:14:00.003+08:00

FIVE WORLD RECORDS YOU

DO NOT WANT TO HOLD

How to Start a Fight...?

2009-04-24T09:22:00.001+08:00

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
***********

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started...
***********

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station..
And then the fight started...
***********

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion,
and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
***********

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Naaah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
***********

A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started...
***********

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
***********

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
***********

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:

the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
And then the fight started... !

My Blog-Space-Ship...

2009-04-23T17:58:00.003+08:00

My Blog station where i make all my copy and paste blog hehehe...
Got the idea from http://www.kutserongkulot.com/?p=253

Picture not so clear taken from celphone.

As you can see, in the corner of my room, this is my humble and very simple place where I seat and make blog (pisti feeling blogger daw at blog pala tawag dun sa mga pinaggagagawa nya) from my left i can see all the vehicles running as Im sitting from 16th floor (bldg up to 30th flr at kung feeling suicidal ako tatalon nalang ako), and in my right side is my bed sooo easy to just jump-when-im-already-in-sleepy-mode-lolz.
My Son's picture on-the-top-of-the-speaker so I could see Him everytime I sit in front of my PC.(obviously spending too much time here butas na nga yung upuan e)

Nothing just feeling gaya-gaya puto maya.

Picture for Fun

2009-04-23T15:31:00.003+08:00

New Invention's and Idea's

2009-04-23T10:06:00.000+08:00

Short Jokes...by Andro.

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Thanks to Andro for this joke, Andro is behind the blog "MY THOUGHT EXACTLY" ( http://genkuro.blogspot.com/ )

A student was caught with a cheat sheet...
Teacher: What's this?
Student: That's my prayer list.
Teacher: How come answers are written here then?
Student: Wow! My prayers have been answered.

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo visited a mental hospital
Doc: Let's welcome Her Excellency President Arroyo.
(Everyone clapped except for one in the corner)
GMA: Doctor, how come that one in the corner is not clapping?
Doc: O pay him no mind Madam President. He is already cured.

Choose
Mister: What's for lunch?
Misis: It's on the table. You choose.
Mister: One dried fish? What else am I going to choose aside from this?
Misis: You choose... are you going to eat or not?

Iron Man
Doc: What happened to your ear?
Patient: I was ironing when somebody called and I accidentally picked-up
the hot iron and placed it on my ear.
Doc: How come your other ear is burned as well.
Patient: That son of a gun called again.

The Beggar
Beggar: Can you spare some change?
Young Man: Do you drink or smoke?
Beggar: I have no vices sir.
Young Man: Okay. You come with me.
I'll show my wife what becomes of a man without any vices.

Fireflies
A Dad and son went camping and prepared to sleep for the night
Son: Dad, I can't sleep, there are too many mosquitoes!
Dad: Turn off the light so they won't see us.
(So the son turned off the lamp and in comes a lot of fireflies)
Son: No use dad! The pesky mosquitoes brought flashlights.

Siopao (Meat Buns)
Customer: Miss, can I have a female meat bun?
Waitress: A female meat bun?
Customer: Yes. The ones with paper bottoms like a "napkin."
Waitress Oh, is that so? Sorry but all we have are males?
Customer: Male meat buns?
Waitress: Yes sir, they all have meat "balls" inside.

Gabriel's Horn...

2009-04-22T11:20:00.001+08:00

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.

"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved.
"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."

"That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

Some Funny & Silly Conversation...

2009-04-22T11:17:00.001+08:00

Need Glass...?

2009-04-21T12:33:00.002+08:00

Husband, Wife...after marriage...

2009-04-20T11:44:00.000+08:00

Husband...

Wife...

DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?

MEN'S WORDS

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

Adam and Eve.. The Beginning...

2009-04-18T16:33:00.004+08:00

Air Asia...Winner ka!

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BOeing 747-400

KLM Airline

Airbus A340

Boeing 777

SQ

SQ-with inflight TV and telecommunications

Canada Airline

and.....

Air Asia...!???

Ssssssshhh. ~~ Don't laugh too loud...

you might wake her up.. ~!!!

The Wheels of Life...

2009-04-17T10:56:00.002+08:00

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something
that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town.
This seems to meet my EVERY need.

I Love it!

Remember:
Senior Citizens Are Valuable:
We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas!

Diary of a Six Day's Bahamas Cruise

2009-04-17T10:47:00.004+08:00

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
My husband and I are all packed and ready to get on
the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and
make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and
we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful
vacation this has started to be. My husband spent most
of the day gambling. I met the Captain today and he
seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited us to join him at his table for
dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He
is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. My
husband spent more time gambling.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK .. won about $80.
My husband wanted to stay and gamble more. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room.
We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be
unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend
the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming
gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the
night and again I declined. He told me that if I
didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the
ship. I was appalled. My husband spent most of the
night gambling.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX- My husband spent most of the
day gambling.
I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!

Another Funny Pictures...

2009-04-16T11:58:00.007+08:00

Sinung may sabing Apostoles lang ang nakalakad sa tubig? eto ngat natakbo pa!

Takutin ba naman yung bata? palitan nyo na mascot nyo di nakakatuwa

Inaaaaaaaaaay!

Inaaaaaaay part2!

Parang di kaya ng powers ko toh, considering nasa park sya(sa Japan but dunno where in Japan)

Yang nasa middle ang tinatawag na "May kakambal na swerte"

Means, bawasan mo kakatext masyado ka ng naaadik!

Eto magandang background sa mga kalbo na walang pambili ng peluka!

Kahit sang angle ko tingnan di sila mukhang enjoy!

When not to have your picture taken.

2009-04-15T15:26:00.003+08:00

I'm certainly glad this one never happened to me!

Can you say Ouch!

Maybe it's the smell that knocked the boy out in the first place!

Made his own tent!

Must have been the breast stroke!

Damn he's going fast, he's about to loose his luggage!

Damn, na late sila sa egg hunting ng easter egg ako sana nakakuha!

From the Help Desk

2009-04-15T15:08:00.001+08:00

Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.....

Helpdesk: Greg speaking.
Customer: Hello,do I have to buy stamp to send e-mail?
Helpdesk: No..no ma'am, you do not need to buy stamps to send e-mail.
Customer: Ok,bye..

Customer: I cant dial out to get my e-mail and if you dont fix it RIGHT NOW Im going to cancel my account!
Helpdesk: yes ma'am I'll try my best, whats the most immediate obstacle?
Customer: There's no power going to the computer, I want this FIXED!
Helpdesk: Hmm, and the power switch is set to "on" correct?
Customer : Power switch? hunh..... Well looky here...

Helpdesk: Im sorry ma'am but i cant help you with that.It just isn't something I have ready access to.
Customer: FINE, click!
Helpdesk2: What was her problem?
Helpdesk: She couldn't remember her password.
Helpdesk2: so just reset the password on her account.
Helpdesk: she couldn't remember the password for her screensaver.

How Today's Management Works...?

2009-04-15T15:04:00.001+08:00

Milk in a New Package...

2009-04-14T12:55:00.001+08:00

Another test...

2009-04-09T14:09:00.004+08:00

Ok Children, this is not a joke or humour but sometimes we need a test, and here's our test for today...

Let's have a BREAK, take a test...

A REAL PSYCHOLOGY TEST

This is a genuine psychological test.

It is based on a girl's story:

Whilst at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never got the chance to ask for his number.

And then...

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Give this some thought for a while before you scroll down...

*Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers that took part in this test answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly -- GOOD FOR YOU.

If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.

(If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my visitors list...)

Little boy...

2009-04-09T12:50:00.001+08:00

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's
broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.
He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was
cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.

She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was.
She then asked him to please go get it.

The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and
didn't want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said
'The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid'.
The little boy opened the back door a little and said
'Lord if you're out there, hand me the broom'.

What if...?

2009-04-09T12:39:00.001+08:00

I'm Back!!!

What will happen if IT companies continue recruiting people at the current pace?

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Monday for me, always nooo good...

2009-04-06T13:28:00.005+08:00

Monday nanaman, not so good news for me, just got a call from my boss... need to go to the main office tom (Shanghai) for emergency meeting but with matching lagguages already with me nyaaaak why? he might send me to the mountain lolz, I mean to the remote(er) areas for atleast 2 to 3 weeks since we are also affected by the bad economy (araguy) so we need to source cheaper labor and start moving a bit from city to province ARGH! I just can't imagine hows life without internet (hopefully they have and it depends sa location) so while Im away I just post music titled "IMAGINE", but seriously speaking? I dont want to imagine that there's no heaven and no hell.

Hope to be back soon, will be missing you guys!

Imagine - Eva Cassidy

When our team leader is absent...

2009-04-03T17:30:00.000+08:00

Want to know what we do?

When our team leader is absent?

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How to Shower...?

2009-04-03T14:31:00.002+08:00

How to shower like a woman:

Take off all your clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry basket, according to whites and coloureds. Walk to the bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If you see hubby on the way cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make a mental note to do more Sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth and long loofah and, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for ten minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body rub. Shave armpits and legs, turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with shower shine. Get out of shower and dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.Return to bedroom in long dressing gown with towel on head, if you see hubby along the way cover any exposed areas.

How to Shower like a man:

Take off all clothes while sitting on edge off bed, leave in pile at feet.

Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way shake your manhood at her making a whoo hoo noise. Look at your manly physique in the mirror, admire the size of your manhood and scratch your arse.

Get in the shower and wash your face, wash your armpits. Blow your nose into your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart, and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.Spend the majority of your time washing your privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum leaving those coarse hairs stuck to the soap. Shampoo hair and make a shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off and fail to notice the water on the floor. Admire manhood size in mirror again, leave shower door open, leave wet mark on floor and leave light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist, if you pass your wife, drop towel shake your manhood at her, and make a whoo hoo noise again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

What is this...?

2009-04-02T10:33:00.000+08:00

Anu ba yan, sinampay? mas nakakapagod magsampay kesa maglaba kung ganyan.

Anu kaya magbyahe ka ganito karami lagguage mo? magkano kaya babayaran mong excess baggage? argh!

Juice Mio isang bario pinaglaba, buhay pa kaya naglaba neto?

Ngiiiih, diko yata kayang tabihan sa kalye toh, half km gagawin kong distansya (amigo).

Top 20 signs that a MOVIE is Gawang Pinoy!

2009-04-02T09:45:00.004+08:00

1.Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa yung mga ulo nila.

2.Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

3.Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng "Inaaay!" at mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito... Moral lesson: Ang pancit, nakakamatay.

4.Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs. Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

5.Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

6.Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.

7.Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.

8.Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title ng pelikula.

9.Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa mga goons niya, "Mga bata".

10.Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola, mabibitawan at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na sasakyan, tapos itutulak siya ng bida. Yung bida naman ang nasa gitna ng kalsada. Biglang may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya arms niya covering his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatid ng 'kuyaaa!'. Next scene nasa ospital na sila… Simula na ng drama.

11.Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.

12.Kapag sinabi na ng kontrabida ang masama niyang plano sa bida, ang sasabihin ng bida: "hayop ka!".

13.Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng amo niya sa ending.

14.Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng mahirap laging naka duster.

15.Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.

16.Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging may pinto sa
likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide dahan-dahan pababa, tapos todo iyak with matching uhog.

17.Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, "Mga inutil!".

18.Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

19.Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.

20.Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort, ang huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast... sabay freeze.

Yung mga Pulis na palaging huli sa eksena ng bakbakan diko na isasama kasi di lang naman sa Pinoy Movie sila makikita, available din sila kahit sa mga foreign movies hehehe.

Smartest way to hide liquor in office...

2009-04-01T15:04:00.001+08:00

Normal People...?

2009-03-30T12:04:00.000+08:00

What we exactly dream of ?

2009-03-26T15:46:00.005+08:00

A Company Car...

A Good Parking Space...

An office up to your Standard...

A Space to Relax...

A Nice Meeting Room...

A Nice Secretary cum Assistant...

Heres what they get in reality...

Hey Stop Dreaming and get back to work!!!

A Crack Windshield.

2009-03-26T01:05:00.000+08:00

Imagine your on your way for a nice relaxing weekend!

Your driving along the Interstate ...

65 miles an hour...

minding your very own business...

when out of nowhere...

You getta crack in your windshield...right in the line of vision!!

You swerve right

Then left,

And it's still there... right in your line of vision!

BAM!!!!!

Tabi tabi po mga Ilokano...

2009-03-25T18:33:00.000+08:00

Joke, Joke, Joke lang po, mga Ilokano friends.

An Arab Sheik was admitted to the Philippine Heart Center in Manila for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to a number of provinces.

Finally an Ilocano was located who had a similar blood type. The Ilocano willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Ilocano as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota, diamonds & a million US dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Ilocano who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Ilocano a thank-you card & a jar of candies. The Ilocano was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a Toyota, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".

To this the Arab replied: "Manong, I now have Ilocano blood in my veins".

Habitual Mistake.

2009-03-24T13:31:00.001+08:00

The Habitual Mistake

An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon."
The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month."

The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can bear with occasional mistakes but when you make it a habit I think I need to report."

Work is like this...!

2009-03-24T13:07:00.001+08:00

There are 2 people always next to you:

1. The Manager, smiling pleasantly to hide evil intentions.

2. The Team Leader, busy figuring out what work to dump on you.

In the middle theres YOU, who struggles with it all...

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I'm Baaaaaaaack...!

2009-03-20T14:09:00.007+08:00

Bulagaaaaaa...

Eto nako nakabalik nako 1st week of march from Phil pero sa kasamaang palad tumambak ang ga bundok na trabaho waaaaaah.

Nalimutan ko password ko dito sa blog.....

Tinaranta ako ng bruhong boss ko (bat ganun ang mga boss pare pareho peste bwahahaha kidding)....

Na virus ang pc ko na diko naman ginamit ng almost 2 mos (sinu kaya nakelam?)... sigh.

Pero ang good news nandyan pa rin kayo yeheeeeeeey... thank you thank you all muaaaah...

slowwwwwly coming back...

see ye later alligeyters...!

I Found a new Job...you like?

2009-01-22T13:02:00.001+08:00

Dear Friends,

Im fed up with this job, so I took a brave decision today.

I would like to inform each and everyone of you of my decision. I am leaving this company as I have got a small job as a football coach. It is quite far from here... Anyways, I will miss you guys.

Wishing you all the best of luck for your future.

Keep in touch,

P.S: I am attaching a small photograph of the team that I am going to coach there.

New Office Design due to recession...

2009-01-22T12:56:00.003+08:00

Oha, dati tulugan lang sa bangketa karton ngayon pwede na rin pala gawing office...?

Advance happy Chinese New Year...

2009-01-16T01:27:00.008+08:00

I admit, Im infront of my PC the whole night last night since i made a loooooooooooooong report and preparing some things before i could go Holiday (Yippeeeeee, ssshhh pabulong yang yippieee ko) kaya di ako nakasilip at nakapag post.

Then Im busy the whole day doing things... important, very important and not so important since its my last day. Now I just came back from the office kasi today is my last day (kanina pala) tapos mamaya lipad nako pauwi Pinas for my mid-year holiday for 5-6 weeks (Yippieeeeeeee pabulong ulit kasi tulog na mga kapitbahay ko).

I will be slowing down from posting kasi ala akong internet connection satin (sana mamiss nyo ko sana mamiss nyo ko sana mamiss nyo ko huhuhu) pinaputol ko kasi last season kasi bumababa grades ng aking iho mio hihihi diko na realize na pati nga pala ako damay waaaaa (tatakas akot maghahanap ng internet cafe pag my time hihihi).

So dina ko matutulog ngayon (hay naku kagabi pa ko walang tulog) not because Im so excited kundi 2 hrs nalang and i need to prepare na and my driver will pick me at 4;30AM, more than 2 and a half hours din byahe papunta ng Pudong Airport from here.

Im going to miss you all promise walang halong bola at tupperware totoong mamimiss ko kayo sana dont forget me kahit matagal akong mawala lolz sana nandyan parin kayo pagbalik ko.

Usually I spend too much, too many, many many, very very many much quality of time with my Son and my Mom and ofcourse to my pamangkins kaya less ang gala at internet kasi minsanlang naman yun.

I hope you enjoy your weekend coz Im sure i will enjoy mine hihihih.

Bye for now....Lab yu ol..!

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Iwanan nyo ko ng message ha? kumustahin nyo kung humihinga pako from time to time...

Ayyyy, anu yan...?

Tsk tsk tsk, ganito kaya abutin ng keyboard ko pagbalik ko?

Ayan binalot ko na muna para di tubuan ng kamote...

Mga batang astig at pasaway...

2009-01-14T18:24:00.004+08:00

Magkaanak ka kaya neto kahit 1 lang neto, tubuan kapa kaya ng buhok?

Pareh, lasheng kana ba?

Ako harapin nyo't ng magkaalaman, isa isa lang!

Weeeee...

Ready...set.... mauna kaya kayo sunod lang ako?

Beeeep beeeeep tabi tabi...

Hmmm bango na ng alaga koh...

Mommy kokodakan ko sya tabihan mo sya...

Yummmm, tsalap ng lasa...

Parang ang bagal ng kabayo ko, asan na ba yung salamin ko?

Bumubwelo lang, gustong mag tumbling...

bakit ganito chura ng bed na toh? Mommy anung tawag sa bed na toh?

Langyang mga batang toh sakin nakatingin ah!

Ngeek, isinampay...

Ang kulit ah...

Ahhh malapit nako cat woman, i will save you...

Mommyyyy, dina ko mangungulittttttt!

The Habitual Mistake...

2009-01-14T15:05:00.002+08:00

An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon."
The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month."

The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can bear with occasional mistakes but when you make it a habit I think I need to report."

Bayani ni Juana Change...

2009-01-14T02:34:00.000+08:00

Made in...

2009-01-14T01:36:00.007+08:00

I had an experience long back, I was in Bangkok and sooo happy (actually sooo ignorante hahaha) and bought too many watches para pasalubong, nagyabang pako sa mga brod ko paguwi kasi puro ROLEX, CK, OMEGA ang mga nabili kong watches pasalubong sa kanila pero napahiya pako kasi naduling lang pala ko, eto pala ang tatak... LOLEX, OK, GMEOA, kundi ba naman ang tindi ng diprensya ng mata ko tsk tsk tsk bumili tuloy kagad ako ng salamin ng wala sa oras hahaha!

Kayo, nadale na rin ba kayo? dami nyan dito hahaha!

Another Cute video courtesy of Rheynz